Dirty Little Secrets…

So… everyone on my facebook feed has been doing their “things you might not know about me” lists and I’ll admit I succumbed to a request to do a list of my own… but then got to thinking– my blog followers won’t see these, hell my blog followers don’t know ANYTHING about me… so I’ve complied the list below to help you know a little more about me… BEWARE this is not for those easily offended– read the title, if you get offended by profanity or lewd comments skip this post

  1. I was born in NY but was transplanted to Louisiana by my mom & stepdad when I was 6… I have never forgiven them from pulling me so far away from my family, but they don’t know that…
  2. I love tattoos, I have several (6 to be exact) but I would love to get about 100 more 🙂
  3. ok this goes along with #2 kinda but I was obsessed with piercings throughout college… I literally pierced almost everything humanly possible (minus surface piercings– those are just nuts and I was afraid of scars)… nose, tounge, eyebrow, nipples, you name it– I let someone stick a needle through it…
  4.  I LOVE dark chocolate, I could do with out white or milk chocolate but I will literally cry if someone eats dark chocolate without sharing any
  5. I am one of 7 children… the oldest to be exact…
  6. My sons father and I were together for 6 years… I wanted to marry him, until he cheated on me
  7. My dog’s name is Prada, I had ferrets in college- they were Fendi, MAC, Vera Bradley, Lucky & Seven…
  8. My son is a junior… I threw a huge tantrum and almost got thrown out of the hospital because I told the clerk I wanted him to be a II (2nd)  NOT a JR and she refused… he was almost named Orange Fucking Jello because I was so mad at her for telling me what I could and couldn’t name my own child…
  9. I have anger issues (see #8)… Being the oldest child and an only child for 10 years will do that to a person… I like to get my own way and occasionally lose my cool… When this happens stay back 100 feet just to be cautions…
  10. I hate running even though I played soccer my entire life… from the time I was 5 years old through college I played a sport that involved me doing the only thing I truly hate… I had a scholarship to Louisiana Tech University so I had to keep doing it… people who say “oh just keep doing it, eventually you’ll love it…” BULLSHIT. I HATE RUNNING…
  11. I am a messy person… not just clumsy messy (which I am) but I hate cleaning and will wait until it is absolutely necessary to do so… I would rather buy new clothes or dishes than wash dirty ones… 90% of the time we use disposable silverware and plates/cups so I don’t have to do dishes… I wish I wasn’t but no matter how many times I have tried to be neat I always fail…
  12. ok this sounds like a contradiction to #11 but I am an organizational freak…. my nail polish is organized by color, the dishes I do have are sorted by size, color and shape, my sons toys are organized by type (action figures, costumes, cars, etc) and when my laundry is clean it is all organized by color and style… I love my label maker and love knowing what is in something before I open it…
  13. I have always dated men who were way too old for me (except my sons dad)… this has almost always been a bad thing. I lost my virginity way too early, was subjected to way too many dirty looks at events, and drove my parents crazy…
  14. I love reading, especially trashy romance novels and cheesy love stories (the Twilight books, 50 Shades of Gray trilogy, etc)
  15. my best friend is in the army and I haven’t been able to see her in over two years because she is stationed in Hawaii right now and was deployed the year before… this makes me so sad…
  16. I am terrible at making new friends… I enjoy talking to people but I am terrible at keeping up with them. I also prefer guy friends over girl friends and this often poses the problem of jealous boyfriends
  17. I was a raging alcoholic from 18-25… Well 21-25 not quite as bad but when I had the opportunity to drink I always over did it… I frequently got black out drunk an did stupid things that I am not proud of. I have since quit drinking so heavily and only occasionally have a drink or two when with people who I know will encourage me to be responsible. I am an emotional drunk and when I drink will go from crying sad to belligerent pissed in a blink of an eye… I also get extremely jealous which  typically m not
  18. Photography is my passion. I love every aspect of it. Weddings, Children, Families, Babies… Shooting, Lighting, Post Processing…
  19. I am a huge procrastinator…. I should be showering right now to be honest… I was supposed to go run errands today
  20. I have done so many things I regret in my life… I am so thankful that my God is so forgiving. I know that without his unfailing love I would not be where I am today. I thank him daily for allowing me to see my mistakes and change my ways.

 

Ok, so that is enough for now… 🙂 Anyone who wants to come clean my house or bring over dark chocolate is more than welcome anytime!

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